The Neuroses Organization provides helpful resources for neurotics to better deal
with the trauma of technological advancement and societal decline. Our controversial
methods embrace neurosis and seek to channel the energies into creativity and
expression. Our 3-step program consists of acknowledgement, acceptance, and action.
Do yourself a favor and enroll before you join Bumz,
Thieves or the Illuminati. Fnord.
We will start accepting applications from Earth sometime in 2004.
Until then, you can take our free Psychology Test to see if you are neurotic.